Because sometimes, you need a little bit of excitement to get you pumped for Monday…
Freshy’s Five Step Program: Adding Edging to Lace
- Break needle with unrealized kung-fu grip potential.
- Stare in shock for at least 3 whole minutes. Cry if necessary; it’s almost always necessary.
- Use any means available to pick up dropped stitches, including (but not limited to): using broken end of needle, using stitch holder, drinking wine, swearing profusely, etc…
- Run to the closest LYS and purchase new aluminum needle that is able to withstand person’s inability to handle all things delicate.
- Transfer 1380 stitches to new needle. Cast broken needle away with the other wounded soldier.