The last couple of days I’ve been rather preoccupied with a bit of sewing.
I have a pretty haphazard way of going about things when I sew. I like to cut, then measure, then cut, then sew, then measure, then cut again, then sew in all my frayed ends in again. I don’t know why I do this. Especially because I think I’m pretty good about figuring out my knitting guage and making swatches.
I guess I just feel like sewing is faster, so I can screw off more? Maybe? Or maybe it’s because I’m really inexperienced with sewing? Yes, I think we’re getting closer. The real reason is probably that I don’t care because, well, it’s a bag, for shit’s sake.
Well, here it is….crooked sewing lines and all:
I got the idea from here, but modified it a little (mostly by accident). I think I had some really high expectations; I think I need to stop having those when I sew. But, in the end, it came out looking like a bag, which is all I can ask for.
In other news: My fellow kimchi lover and I made a huge-ass batch of it the other night.
I’m really excited to eat it; it’s an excellent way to produce deadly toxins to release out of your butts near/towards/on each other. Just another fun game we like to play.
Here’s your chance to learn something new!! “Pongoo” is Korean for “fart”.
Now, try using it in a sentence: I eat a lot of kimchi, so I can pongoo on my boyfriend/girlfriend.