Let’s talk about moderation. Specifically, my lack of moderation. Popcorn and ice cream after dinner followed by girl scout cookies (thin mints, please)? Not a problem. That’s future Freshy’s problem. She’ll be older and wiser by then, so I’m sure she can handle it. Reading ten books at once? Child’s play, in my opinion! I’ll remember where I am in every one of them and will know exactly what’s happening…. Although now that I think of it, maybe that’s not true, but I’d like to think I can handle the challenge.
Presently, I have two projects on the needles, the lace baby pillow and Deco (ok, three if you count Rob’s hat, which I have mutilated beyond belief and is in a time-out until I can wrap my head around my varying gauge). This is all fine and good, but I’m starting to get an itch in the tips of my fingers. Wouldn’t it be great if I could just add another fun project in there? Another sweater perhaps, one with cables all over. Or a tweedy skirt to wrap up the end of winter. Or maybe a fun gradient scarf to play with colors and welcome spring. Or how about getting a jump start on summer with a flowing linen tunic. Yes, yes, YES!! I want it all!! I want it right now! Fade in to a warm sunny day: I’m giggling as I skip through an open field, arms stretched out towards a bountiful basket overflowing with skeins of Shibui, Madelinetosh, Manos, Jamieson’s and all that is glorious. When we finally touch… magic.
Fade out. Yes, I have a problem with moderation. Have you seen my stash on ravelry yet? It’s bad. Oh I’m sure it’s not the worst of the bad, but it’s pretty close. It takes every ounce of willpower I can muster to resist the temptations in the yarn store. I have a basket at work, where I put all the things I want on hold. I take it out at my lunch break and fondle them. Then I hang my head low and cry a tear or two as I put the basket away. Finish the sweater. Finish the baby pillow. Use your stash. Words that are daggers through my merino-loving, anti-moderation heart.
It’s a good thing I have a few goodies in my stash already, not to mention all those projects that I really, really, really had to have last year. Honestly, the purpose of completing an inventory on my stash was so that I would be persuaded to use it. You want to buy more Madelinetosh? Get a hold of yourself, woman! You already have fifteen skeins of tosh in your stash. But I digress….
I have chosen to add the Simple Straight Skirt by Churchmouse onto the needles today. I purchased the yarn and made a swatch for the project months ago, before Christmas knitting hit the fan. Adding this project to the needles is really a necessity more than anything else. I have the lace edging to finish on the pillow and then seaming, and I’m about ready to split for the sleeves on Deco. Both of these tasks require my undivided attention. Stockinette knitting is a must in order to maintain balance in my universe (kind of like reading Harry Potter for the umpteenth time in between all the other reads); it is the perfect project for the times that I want to knit care-free while eating popcorn and ice cream simultaneously.
Immoderation. Totally necessary.