Let me tell you a little something about 2011: they have robots here. Robots that will knit for you. I’ve captured some proof for those of you skeptical of my findings:
Maybe you’re a little distrusting of robots. There’s that whole idea that these same robots performing menial tasks for you will someday turn against humans in an effort to save and protect them. [see: I, Robot] For now, I think they’re pretty cool. And I’ll probably be an old hag sitting on a rocking chair cursing some knitting project by the time they decide to hook me up to a machine and drain the remaining bits of energy from my body to be used in batteries [see: The Matrix].
So now that we got that out of the way, let me share another fact about 2011. There aren’t any devil shawls here to knit! Booyah, bitches!!
I’m totally doing my victory dance, shaking my ass in the monitor. Woops, I pongoo’d. Let me distract you with images from the blocking process. It will help you forget that I farted in your face.